Foxy News reports that Robert Mugabe is furious about the fact that he has slid down to second place on the list of "Most annoying person in the World".
He is said to have contacted the Mugabe Army to instruct them to find and destroy Clarence Mitchell, although it is reported that his MI100000000 informed him that there has never been a white farmer of that name in Zimbabwe.
He then issued an order to get rid of all white farmers in Zimbabwe, announcing to a reporter of the Zimbabwean Gag that this brilliant decision of his will ensure that he will occupy the first place on the "Most annoying person in the World" list once more.
"I will never give up" he told the reporter.
