Zimbabwean President/former President (who really knows?) Robert Mugabe, has refuted claims that he is no longer the President of the country.
When told of losing the election, he promptly jammed his fingers in his ears and said "La, la, la, la I'm not listening."
"Why?" was his answer when told he had to step down as president.
"Because you have lost the election" was the rebuttal.
"Why?"
"Because you were a mentalist despot"
"Why?"
"Because your mum cuddled you to much as a child."
"Why?"
"Look you are not President anymore so just stop it."
At this Mr Mugabe stamped his feet a lot and stormed off, locking himself in his room.
He is now believed to be hiding under his bed and not letting anyone near him.
