The tiny country of Luxembourg, a country about the size of a back yard, has invaded the United States mainland. Prime Minister Jean-Claude Juncker said that capturing the United States and using its resources is vital for the future of the country.
Grand Duke Henri declared, "This is a great day for Luxembourgers all over the world. With colonies like the United States and China (scheduled invasion October 2008), we will have all the resources needed to maintain the high standard of living Luxembourgers expect."
When briefed about the invasion, U.S. President George W. Bush replied, "Luxem-what? What country is that in?"
