Since there is overwhelming evidence that US politicians have no idea who is who or what is what in Iraqi history, politics or apparently everything else, Iraqi leaders of rival groups who have vowed to kill each other for centuries have decided to unite.
"If really advanced people like George W Bush and now John McCain cannot tell the obvious differences among groups as disparate as us then maybe we were wrong all these years.": announced Sunni Imam, Sunni Bono. "Sunni Bono may have something there..." Shiite leader Shiite N. Mipants begrudgingly released. Al Qaida spokesperson, Osama Izmai Dadi joined the reluctant pair in divulging the shocking decision.
The centuries-long feuding groups are believed to have been brought together by the most recent US humiliating example of rank ignorance. This time, instead of an official village idiot from inside the beleaguered administration of Texas State moron, GW Bush, worst president ever, the Son of Cain, Johnny McC stepped forth as the sap successor in chief.
McC speaking on a campaign tour in Baghdad accused the Shiites of Iran of training Sunni Al Qaida terrorists despite the centuries old rivalry between the two Islamic sects. It took Joe Lieberman, democratic traitor and now independent from tiny Connecticut and almost first Jewish US VP to whisper some sour somethings into the only good ear of ancient McC to straighten the old senile dope out.
McCain blamed the really arcane spelling of the sects: "How can you deal with a people who use two i's in a row and have no u following a q!" McCain has proposed to appoint Bush Secretary of Education, Margaret Spelling as his ambassador
