Written by cheesehoven

Wednesday, 19 March 2008

The international Arts community last night issued a fatwa on playwright David Mamet after he admitted he was no longer a "brain dead liberal".

"He is an infidel." said Kevin Klose director of National Public Radio. "Anyone who kills him does a service to humanity."

The bounty on his head is over $22 million mostly coming from Hollywood actors.

"Its terrible" said Kevin Spacey, "I used to really respect him as a writer, now I've learnt the awful truth, I have burned all his plays."

Will Smith agrees.

"What I find so offensive is his association of liberalism with the brain dead. I know lots of people who are brain dead and some are republicans. My own auntie is a clinical vegetable. I've visited her in hospital for years and never once did she vote Democrat- despite me pleading with her."
Fellow playwright Harold Pinter was even more damning.

"He is an apostate. Our holy book [The Guardian] is very clear about this sort of thing. He should be swiftly dispatched to hell."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

Topics: Liberalism




Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Go to top
59 readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more