(New York, NY) The publishing event of the year--the Barbara Walters autobiography-- will be released in April. The book is shocking; filled with tales of sex, sex, and more sex.
The unapologetic Ms. Walters seems very proud of her exotic and busy sex-life, at one point boasting of 5,000 sexual conquests of powerful men, women, animals and even insects. One chapter is even devoted to her copulation with a toaster!
Ms. Walters shared some stories at her press conference for the book in New York.
"I am the only one to sleep with Bill and Hillary Clinton, but not at the same time!" boasted the septuagenarian. "Bill boinked me underneath a table at a state dinner for the queen back in 1994. It lasted about 12 seconds. Hillary and I tumbled all night in the Lincoln Bedroom in 1998, the same night Monica Lewinsky was doing Bill. Too bad we didn't have a foursome."
The lusty sex maniac also bragged about a lesbian menage a trois with Hillary and Rosie O'donnell last year on 'The View'. "We ripped each others clothes off and went down on each other during a commercial break. The cameras came back on and we were all red-faced and panting. And the commercial was about a carpet cleaner of all things!"
And about the toaster? "Well it was the best experience of my life. We were very emotionally involved. Too bad the toaster finally short-circuited from over use." said the over-sexed Ms. Walters.
