It was confirmed today that the Cuban leader Fidel Castro will retire to Castro, San Francisco. Since gaining power in 1958, Castro has ruled Cuba ever since.
His younger brother yesterday announced he will retire to Castro in San Francisco.
Having received thousands of requests from young men to join them in Castro, Fidel could never go due to fears over his safety. But now as he has retired he can fulfil his trip of a lifetime.
His brother yesterday said he WILL be gaying up his image when he moves to Castro, his wardrobe has been updated to pink flares and matching roller blades.
