Fidel Castro to Become First Virtual President

Funny story written by Rodo Philipus

Monday, 29 October 2007

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Havana.- Fidel Castro is on the verge of becoming the first virtual president in the history of Cuba and the world, according to government officials.

The Cuban government are assuring people that the old and ill Commander Fidel Castro will hold his position and rank in the government, and in the communist party, although he cannot attend meetings or dictate his long speeches. "We will see It in the television and we will read its articles of press, that will be sufficient," they said.

But the most unusual matter is that they hope to still maintain him in that position after Castro physically disappears. "Fidel will be our guide always. There will be no burial nor substitution. We have his speeches, photographs, and films. That will make us feel he is at our side ".

When this reporter observed the strangeness of the situation, they commented: "He will be much more alive than your Elvis Presley. American dog!"

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