Film Iconoclast Greenway to "Cineramanimate" World's Greatest Paintings

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Friday, 15 February 2008


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Will Cineramanimation show us the evil left unseen,unheard and unspoken?

Peter Greenway has created controversy each time he has aimed his camera. In his latest iconoclastic point and shoot the British film artist has found a way to cinematically animate the still paintings of the masters. he will start with Da Vinci's Last Supper. Can you wait to see the waiters bringing in the Passover meal? Will the apostles argue over the bill? And the tip, how priceless would it be to learn that the healer of the blind was a tightwad when it came to the gratuity.
Who can wait to watch The Opium-Smokers get really stoned and start acting like Chong and Cheech. Porn fans are already clamoring for an all-nude ,all-the time cineramanimation of every naked corpus in the Western corpus!LSD trippers are lobbying for a really psychedelic Starry Night and Marxist critics can't wait to see what's really hidden behind all the aristocratic portraits.

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