In a bid to end the shortage of integrity within the Political arena, politicians and spin doctors are now going to be forced to speak through sieves, so that not all of their lies are spread to the public.
Professor Googleheim said: 'The biggest source of lies and untruths are those that we entrust to be whiter than white, our elected leaders and politicians, so it seems fair to make them speak through sieves. At least this way, some of the b******* is kept in for the next time they speak'.
Prime Minister Gordon Brown has no sieves, but Gordon Ramsey, the celebrity footballer has a number that he can borrow.
