President Bush Endorses Ron Paul

Funny story written by Ted Johnson

Tuesday, 5 February 2008

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Monopoly Economics

Today President George Bush announced he is endorsing ten-term Congressman Ron Paul for the Republican party presidential nominee.

President George W. Bush, two term Republican president stated he based his decision on Monopoly Economics. In his announcement today, President bush said, "With all due respect to the other candidates, Ron Paul is the only one capable of understanding how the game is played."

President Bush has been a huge fan of the popular game Monopoly for many years and based many of his executive decisions on the game's principle of using phony money. His remarkable Monopoly Economic skills have saddled the country with the largest debt in history and he said: "I've essentially won the game and now it's time to turn it over to Ron Paul, who is also an avid fan of Monopoly."

When asked how he expects Congressman Paul to play the game, he stated: "It will be fun to watch my successor attempt to restore sound currency to the game and get us out of this huge debt without injecting more phony money to keep the game going."

Congressman Paul and his campaign staff were not available for comment.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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