Saturday, 5 January 2008

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Havana, Cuba (IPP) - The Democratic Worker's Paradise and Republic of Cuba has launched a new Cruise ship. The name of the new ship is El Mojon de la Caribbean.

The new Cruise ship made its maiden voyage on New Years eve and sailed around the island.

The new ship which is the pride of the Cuban nation is a bit unusual in that it is made up of 10,000 inner tubes all tied together with twine. Its method of propulsion is the legs of the passengers who move in perfectly disciplined synchronization to the sound of a salsa band in order to get from point A to point B.

Raul Castro was a bit embarrassed when he tried to christen the ship with a bottle of champagne and ended up puncturing a whole in the first inner tube. One witness thought he heard Raul cry out, "Hay, conyo su madre, me cago en la barba de Fidel!", but the Cuban press claims this is nothing but a vicious yankee imperialist rumor without much merit.

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Topics: Cuba

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