Cuba Rejoices at Successful Elections

Funny story written by drugtestallpoliticians

Tuesday, 23 October 2007

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Havana, Cuba (IP) - Cubans ran into the streets en masse today overjoyed and celebrating the great exhilaration they feel in the workers maximum paradise at having attained such success and glory via yesterdays election.

In the national ring Cubans had the choice of Raul Castro or Raul Castro for presidente. Our reporter found out that the Cuban voters in Havana could choose between Jorge Rodriguez or Jorge Rodriguez for mayor of Havana.

In Trinidad, Las Villas on the south side of the Island they could choose for their mayor either Pedro Gonzales or Pedro Gonzales. The race for dog catcher there was very close between Ricardo Jimenez or Ricardo Jimenez.

Women were running for office also. In Matanzas you could choose between Maria Vaszquez or Maria Vasquez for governor of the province. In Las Islas de la Palmas township the choice was either Hildelisa Arguellos or Hildelisa Arguellos for Chief City Council Person.

Even though all of the results are not in yet we will bring you an update on the elections and are extremely confident with the projections as to who the winners will be in almost 99% of the precincts.

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