Stock Market Up Fifty Percent in One Day

Funny story written by drugtestallpoliticians

Tuesday, 6 November 2007

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Shares in SEX rose over 200% in one hour

Port Au Prince (IP) - The stock market in Haiti went up 50% in one day from 5 to 10.

This incredible jump in the market's value is made even more amazing by the fact that the major stock markets in the world are in a declining mode.

Haitian Fed Chairman Allenez Verte is worried about the exuberant rationale which is sweeping the Island and says the Fed may have to raise interest rates to help calm things down a bit.

Stocks like Couchez Avec Moi (CAM) rose from two dollars a share to four dollars a share and Melde Oro Internationale (MOI) went from 3.50 a share to $6.69 in one day.

Haitian President Papa Doc Duvalier Jr. has promised to direct the projected increase in tax revenues towards the Haitian Space Agency which has a manned scientific outpost on Mars and on Jupiter's moon Europa.

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