France's Sarkozy An Israeli Mossad Agent

Funny story written by Felix Minderbinder

Monday, 5 November 2007

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PARIS (FMLiveWire) -- French President Nicolas Sarkozy has confirmed that he is an active intelligence agent for Israel's Mossad in an exclusive interview with FMLiveWire.

"Oui, my heart belongs to Israel, and Mossad has asked me to sell out France to Zionist interests which I am doing," said Sarkozy. "They have ordered me to agitate for an unjust Iran war and to suck up to America."

The influential French daily Le Figaro recently revealed that the French leader works for Israeli intelligence. The prestigious newspaper indicate that Sarkozy is responsible for the recent offerings of gefilte fish at all cafes and grocery stores in Paris.

French police are currently investigating documents concerning Sarkozy's spying on behalf of Mossad, which date back to 1983. Sarkozy was recruited under a program launched by Israeli Prime Minister Menachem Begin to infiltrate the French ruling Gaullist Party.

The documents also reveal that others recruited as Mossad spies include Canada's Stephen Harper, Senator Hillary Clinton, Nancy Pelosi, Rudy Giuliani and other Republican candiates except Ron Paul, CNN, Fox News, the New York Times, the Washington Post, Toronto, George Bush senior and junior, Dick Cheney, 99% of the US Congress, as well as O.J. Simpson, Bart Simpson, Homer Simpson, the British Government, New York City, Egypt, Paris Hilton, Goldman Sachs, and the House of Saud.

--Copyright Felix Minderbinder Live Wire

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