French d*ckhead, Nickerless Sarcastic has become the latest victim to contract Brown Nose disease. Sufferers have a tremendous urge to shove their noses up the, quite considerable, ass of George W Bush.
British twat and former Prime Munster, Tony "Gnashers" Blair, was another well known international leader who fell foul of the disease soon after 9/11. Gordan "Slack-Jaw" Brown avoided the illness due to his fear of looking like a dick - plus he has been busy dressing up in leftover suits from Iranian President Ahmadinejad's wardrobe.
Prime Minister Sarcastic cannot stay away from President Bush. He allegedly calls the White House all through the night wanting to pour praise on the monkey-faced one. Sarcastic's wife - a media hungry wench herself - even disclosed that her husband dresses up in Bush pyjamas and devouts much of his day's looking forward to his next American visit.
"My Husband gets very excited about two things. His Mister Bean videos and his friend Georgie Porgie", said the wife, "I even must change his diaper twice or three times because he gets so worked up. C'est tres merde, mon ami!"
France had been free from this plague for many years. Special security precautions to try to halt the spread of it have been established all around France and neighboring countries. The National Anthem is played hourly in every village and leaflets reminding civilians of the stupid US decision to rename "French Fries" as "Free-dumb Fries" have been dropped from the air. Stockpiles of Garlic, striped jumpers and berets have also been gathered to protect the French identity. Citizens have also been encouraged to remain pompous and ignorant.
Bacteriologist's promise that a cure for Brown Nose will be discovered next year.