Iran Being Run By a Mexican

Funny story written by drugtestallpoliticians

Tuesday, 16 October 2007

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Let's keep it a secret, hmm?

Tehran, Iran (IP) - It has been discovered that Iran's President Moe Ahmadinejad is actually an illegal alien from Mexico.

His true identity was revealed when window peepers spotted him wearing a Mexican sombrero while listening to Pedro Infante records and performing classic Mexican hits like the "Cucaracha" and the "Mexican Hat Dance". He was accompanied by the little Taco Bell Chihuahua dog. Moe was not aware that anyone had been watching his secret performance.

Later that day he cooked up some tacos and some pork enchiladas which is a no-no to the superstitious fanatics that work under the Hombre Grande dictator from south of the border.

Moe worked his way up through the ranks. He started off as a taco vendor and then became a landscape gardner. Later on he became a smuggling mule and eventually ended up in Iran after swimming across the Tigris river where piranha fish bit off his little private parts.

He is now the fearless leader of the mighty Iranians and is known for such brave acts as hanging a 16 year old single girl for "adultery". His favorite movie is "Aisha Does Tehran" and is currently listening to Dale Carnagie's audio book "How to Stop Worrying and Start Living".

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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