Beijing - Top reporter Mr. Chan come back from England and say wishy-washy social security bureaucrats pay bug-eyed trollops to have babies, by giving them lots of bicycles and noodles.
Most immoral lilly-carrying whore women who do not know own father's name go to music discotheques and sway hips in order to seduce men with big penises unlike Chinese men who have standard size.
Weak people of England, who vote for Government (ha-ha) many of them have 2.4 children, which is 1.4 too many, instead of strangling at birth, throwing into little boxes and burying in hole next to Yangtze River.
Also, make up false allegations that glorious toys produced in China break because they have no honour, the dogs that they are. Therefore, Goddess of River gives them foot and mouth and mad cow disease.
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