Pyongyang, North Korea (Dysfunctional Family Digest) - Just moments after Kim Jong-il's son, Kim Jong-nam, returned home from an extended "holiday" in China, the North Korean government began work on the new 'Great Fence of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea (a Powerful and Prosperous Country)' to celebrate his homecoming.
Tears flowed in all directions -- as hopeless escapees watched their dreams of fleeing the country get blotted out like a new moon, and father-and-son embraced after a lengthy falling out.
The project is not expected to compete with the 'Great Wall of China' for precious tourism money (except among budget travelers who prefer to travel off the beaten path). But lead contractor, KBR DPRK, does hope that it could lead to future jobs from other delusional world leaders. No one at the White House could be reached for comment.
