More records have been broken in the last month than since records began, the National Office for Breaking revealed yesterday. 'July was a record breaking month for breaking records' said NOB represenative Keith Quigley, 'quite a few records were broken in June, but July has been a true record breaker. Everyone at the NOB is very excited'.
It is unknown exactly when records began recording records being broken, but the NOB people have been working on a rough guestimate. Quigley continued, 'What with all the freak weather we're getting, the office has been inundated with requests for records being broken. In fact you could say we've had the most amount of requests since records began'.
No other ministers were available for comment.
