Written by ChillerBaggins

Thursday, 21 June 2007

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World News (China desk)-- The China National Space Administration (CNSA) announced Monday, June 21, 2007, that its series of Long March rockets would increase from 9.5 to 15 inches.

"No we are Not boasting," said Comrade We Woo Wank, of the Peoples Peoples Party of Peoples. "China has a long, long history of large erections. Take the Great Wall for example."

When questioned that the Great Wall only laid flat, Comrade Wank said "Arrr-Cheee." and left for another urgent appointment.

This advancement in rocket technology will make China well positioned to deliver heavy-duty payloads into a space for both its customers and itself.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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