North Korea fires short-range missiles at invading sea.

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Friday, 25 May 2007

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TOKYO (Rootass) - North Korea fired several short-range missiles towards the Sea of Japan on Friday morning, Kyodo news agency said, quoting Japanese and U.S. officials.

Pyongyang fired a salvo of missiles in July last year that included short-range missiles in addition to ballistic missiles due to the Japanese sea making its way slowly up the beach.

Sti Nki-Pong, a spokesman for the North Korean Government said "We will not tolerate these incursions, if the sea tries it again, we will be ready to give a damn good thrashing and no mistake"

The sea was unavailable for comment.

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