Former US president Jimmy Carter today was awarded a second Nobel Prize, this time for "honesty in the face of growing hostility".
The Nobel Prize Board today stated, "you can bank on a guy like Jimmy to just say it how it is."
Having been called the worse president ever, George W Bush threw himself to the floor, hammering his fists and heels on the ground screaming.
Over in the UK, Tony "poodle" Blair was also smarting from the comments levelled at him by Mr Carter, commenting in a hasty press interview, "Whatever George says about Jimmy, that's my opinion too."
The US is now predicted to describe Mr Carter as "insignificant and unstable" before launching revenge missiles at another Middle Eastern Country.
President Bush senior has commented that it was entirely unfair of Mr Carter to release such comments without first allowing George to bomb a country to distract from the headlines in advance of publishing.
Mr Carter today accepted his second Nobel Prize with good grace and commented, "Hey, the worse president ever and his poodle hate me - Im not too worried."