Schools Around the World Cancelled

Funny story written by FatManJoe

Thursday, 17 May 2007

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According to recent studies school is causing stress to students. Ting Schits who teaches at Wellh Ung school says "In the past months, I have seen more and more student depression caused primarily by school."

Parents say that kids are not allowed to be kids in school anymore and that a lot of the time there kids are faced with a more stressful environment than they are.

In one week, students averaged about 10-25 major projects and papers where as even only 10 years ago it was none to 5 at the extreme most. Because of this, parents and teachers alike have decided to cancel school.

School Supervisor Berry Bloo says "I think this is the best decision ever made for the health of students and teachers alike."

Psychiatrists say that it should also reduce student suicide and attempted suicide.

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