OSLO, Roothers, statistics just released show a worrying increase in the number of Twister related fatalities and injuries, as much as one third of which seem to occur whilst playing the popular party game in the nude.
Professor Hands Onredcircle said "the two main causes of injury seem to be, people slipping on the sweat and various other bodily juices, pooling on the plastic sheet. Also spectators of the nudey Twister games getting all hot under the collar and requiring some form of resuscitation and in the worse cases defibrillation due to a sudden increase in blood pressure and temporary outbreaks of localised rigour mortis"
According to the statistics, 76 people expire world-wide every year from Twister related incidents.
The team who conducted the study would like to stress that these unfortunate occurrences are in no way attributable to Twister or any inherent dangers therein. "It is just people being stupid or not thinking. We can't stop people from being stupid in private, it's our god given right"
So, be aware. Next time you are at a party and the fizzy pop is flowing free, if the shout goes up for a game of nudey Twister, you take your chances, but don't become a statistic.
