Life found on Mars...Again.

Funny story written by jamsandwich

Tuesday, 1 May 2007

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Sounds like a fun place to be!

Today scientists found life on Mars yet again. They were looking at Mars through their telescopes this morning when they saw a massive green shape, which was revolving, float across the red planet's surface.

They say that the type of blue aliens who were driving the craft are all named Bob, like dressing up in women's clothes, and are addicted to their own delicacy, chocolate chip pizza.

Further investigations are still to come to a conclusion.

The astronomers who made this discovery are currently planning a formal visit via video-link. Research has now begun into building an alien translator, a probe with a transmitter on it, and a video-link machine. They have also hired a top team of chefs to make chocolate chip pizza, a top women's clothes brand, and a children's novelty shop for Bob name tags.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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