Global Warming on Mars

Written by obz

Wednesday, 7 February 2007


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Scientists from the United States, Europe and Asia today announced that the polar ice caps of the planet Mars are melting and agreed that the Sun, the major source of heat in the solar system is to blame for the increase of global temperature on the red planet.

Minutes later another news conference began as stretch limo after stretch limo arrived at a Los Angeles hotel and Hollywood eco-warriors joined together under a brown Los Angeles sky to say the increase in global warming on Mars is due to the increase of human activity there.

Academy Award winner, Sean Saran-Beagles insisted that rocket propellents from our very planet Earth sent directly to and around Mars were causing a CO2 build up in the atmosphere of the red planet. He went on to say "Mars is the only other planet in our solar system with a car on it, no wonder the ice is melting.

When the high school drop out turned "major talent" was informed that there is no atmosphere on mars and so CO2 cannot collect there and that the car he spoke of, the mars rover was solar powered he punched the person nearest his right fist and went back to his limo.

Former "Hollywood Madam" Heidi Flies rushed to the microphone and said she didn't know anything about global warming anywhere but said she would have sex with any reporter that mentioned her clothing line, Heidi Ho.

The news conference then dissolved into a party when Joan Rivers showed up and began asking the eco-warriors/stars, "Whose sun screen are you wearing?"

The rest of the conference was taken up with the stars posing holding a globe of the planet mars while trying to remember what their acting coaches had said about how to look concerned. Champagne for the news conference turned party was provided by Heidi Flies clothing line, Heidi Ho.

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