Green Zone Attacks Blamed on Gorebal Warming

Funny story written by Pointer

Sunday, 15 April 2007

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Gorebal Warming Lights up Iraqi parliament

Bush administration apologists, who have been working 24/7 to defend the Suckcess-full Surge in Baghdad, have been momentarily embarrassed by the bombings in the so called secure 'Green Zone' where Americans and other su-peer-ee-a-rear beings live. But as soon as 'those who think for Bush' (TWTFB) had time to think for Bush they realized that the the inconvenient conclusion led to Bush rival Gorebal Warming theorist and internet inventor Al Gore.

"When you see really hot explosions and Green together ", explained Bush Scientist, elementary school science project runner-up, Doent Know-Sheet, "You have got to think Gore!"

Spontaneous combustion is the official conclusion of the Bush War in Iraq Thank Tink. They believe that the Surge is ao hot and successful that its heat plus Gore invented global warming are causing explosion that AlQaida in Iraq, Inc are taking credit for.

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