Stockholm - (Disaster Press): Sweden's King Carl Gustaf XVI has invited Westboro Baptist Church nutter Pastor Phelps to an all-expenses paid official visit to his Nordic kingdom after a string of televised abuse was heaped on him by the homophobic Kansas ideologue.
The PR exercise was suggested by Iran hostage deal-broker and UK Prime Monster Tony Blair after his hysteric decision to free UK hostages by making their Iranian captors Life Peers in the House of Lords.
A statement issued by the Swedish royal family was broadcast on national TV and has teased Pastor Phelps for is dramatic language:
"The popinjay King of Sweden feels sure the Lord has forgiven Mr Phelps for his colorful words.
"The 'moral titmouse in the plumage of a peacock' and Sweden's 'King of Fags' would be happy to enbtertain the Pastor and his family on home ground in Stockholm."
This diplomatic solution has been put forward after Phelps's hate campaign which was started after a Swedish pastor was convicted for inciting hatred against homosexuals two years ago.
Some time in 1999 Phelps was diagnosed a chronic psychotic after telling congregation members of his eponymous church that the Lord had ordered him to snort insecticide to test his faith and harden his penis....er moral resolve to fight homosexual filth.
A response to the visit is expected next week.