Italian Illegal Makes Gelato. Welcome Back,Compare!

Funny story written by Pointer

Tuesday, 3 April 2007

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Jose Luis could not make gelato!

US immigration officials have been shipping, flying and driving back undocumented "neighbors' of every color, origin and language in the us' latest know-nothing backlash against immigrants. An interesting exception has been Nazario Melichonda. After six months of US persecution and torture at the Havana Hilton, American immigration officials discovered that Chef Melichonda is an expert Gelato maker. Gelato, Italian gourmet ice cream is the newest, latest rage in the US foodies fanaticisms. As a result Chef Nazario will be granted a green card to make pistachio, mint and any other greenish gelato.

So many people from around the world come to these shores to support their loved ones. Most have important skills like cooking, cleaning and growing things that are good for people to eat. But the immigration officials have decided that gelato is part of national security. La Migra Jefe Joe B. Trayo says that he sometimes feels guilty that his own abuelos y padres came across la frontera as mojadas: Pero Tio sam has taught me that Italian Helado is more important than feeding la familia back in the homeylandia!"

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