Florida repeats in no longer N "c" AA

Funny story written by Pointer

Tuesday, 3 April 2007

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W says:I would have loved a GPA and IQ like that!

For years now the Collegiate "c" in NCAA has been lower case and thus in serious question based on numerous factors like the age, the GPA, the IQ and the Criminal record of so-called college athletes. Florida basketball's rare repeat of the NCAA Basketball championship has placed a spotlight on this controversy.

Florida's two-time championship team has five GPA's under 1. 0, IQ's that would make W proud and crime records that would shame even the Republican party. Age is the biggest issue as this Florida team has the only grandfather to have ever played college basketball!

Billy Donovan, clever youngish coach of the Gator 2x Champs, leapt to the defense of his grandparent player: "This is just plain racism", the Great White Donovan retorted, "Everyone who is 'down with the hood' knows that families start early in the African-American Community. It is not unusual for 20 year olds to be called Grampy"

NCAA officials predict that their national athletic association will omit "collegiate" from their title for fear that a law suit will bankrupt the NBA minor leagues.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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