Third Year Plague Attacks US Airlines!

Funny story written by Pointer

Tuesday, 3 April 2007

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Planes are the new big trouble!

American flyers and International air travelers into the US have lost mo' luggage, mo' time and mo' peace of mind fo' another thud year in a ro'! Nigga' Nuuzz, ther newest, latest African American airline analyst denounces flight woes in the AM-Air Industry."Deez mo'fo's bump ya like no body's biz, daiz late as a nigga at work and lose ya papa's brand new bags!"

Complaints are down but experts say that that is the result of really low expectations."When we surveyed flying folks they said low expectations avoid disappointment!" Airline analyst Alberto Goar thinks that global warming is the cause of most of the troubles in the world and in the airline industry: "Bad weather makes for lost bags, late flights and big trouble!"

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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