Don't be Cruel

Funny story written by Al Lee Wyer

Thursday, 29 March 2007

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Thank you -- Thank you very much

Former Japanese Prime Minister Koizumi (a huge Elvis Fan) made an impromptu phone call yesterday to North Korean Beloved Leader Kim Jong Il.

Accompanied by five Elvis Impersonators, he reportedly sang his rendition of "Don't Be Cruel" to the North Korean Mad Man

Il was said to be moved -- clapping his hands in time and dancing to the rhythm as Koizumi sang: "I don't want to be a tiger, case tigers play to rough"

Il then ended the cordial phone call by saying through an interpreter what was said to be the Korean equivalent of "Thank You -- Thank You Very Much"

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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