MARCEL ANDAONE, Inventor of the Drum Machine, was reportedly assaulted last night on First Avenue in New York City.
According to Police Reports he was approached by Three men he described as LIBERALS carrying Acoustic Guitars and a Five Pound Bag of Food Stamps
AAO: "They was screamin at me -- You Fat F##@%%-- you ruined the Music Business. Then this guy who looks like TED KENNEDY hits me over the head with the bag of Food Stamps. Lucky he didn't ruin my timing --And a One and a Two"
Andaone was treated and released at St.Clair's Hospital,his injuries were described as superficial.
