Vienna - (DissAssociated Press): Austrian kidnap victim Natascha Kampusch celebrated her 19th birthday yesterday by declaring she wants to shave off her hair in a tribute to popular heroine Britney Spears.
"It's all got to go so I can look like Britney," she said. "Then maybe men will stop envying her column inches, and get a magnifying glass to see their own privates."
The nineteen year old was a prisoner for nine years to a serial pervert "just like the music industry".
Whoring for Sony was every girl's dream she said.
"They give you birthday presents like depilatories and shears. Then say you need a shrink like you are the sicko."
Natascha's said her captor told her he always wanted to be a famous shrink.
