Nicole Richie DUI; Women Inmates Plan Welcome Party

Saturday, 17 February 2007

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Prison Warden : Rosie 'Lips' O'Donnah cant wait to have Nicole at the entrance of her facility

It looks like the drinks will be on Nicole Richie sooner than she thought.

Celebrity 'do little' and daughter of hard working Lionel Richie is likely to face a prison term for driving under the influence.

Nicole, friend and camera operator for Paris Hilton's sex tape company, is likely to have a unique reception should she go inside. Her dad has suggested that she may encounter 'Bull Lesbos' and be forced to be once, twice, three times a lady.

Meanwhile Nicole will carry on being an arrogant lush making the most of her freedom and praying to the Lord God Tabloid that she gets away with Community Service so that she can maintain her relentless publicity quest.

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