In an interesting development in the meshing world of manufacturing and genetics, where the two are teaming up to to improve demand, no longer will extra earrings rely on body piercings! Extra ears are on the way! You can even choose to have ears like your favorite animals.
"We have broken through where we can create ears of almost any kind, but most people seem to be keen on having multiple ears on their heads where they can show off the earring hardware," smiled investor Keith Richards of the Rolling Stones.
Asked if he would be up for any extra ears, Keith explained, "Well this is largely for newborns that can receive the re-engineered cells in the embryo stages of life." So its a bit too late for geezers like me," he laughed, "But I do have a few grandchildren on the way who I can't wait to see. Maybe some future Rolling Stones will have multiple ears for music," he winked.
Word on where you can get more information is not available to the general public at this time.