From the London Times to the US National Enquirer,political writers have begun to take notice of the frontrunners in the contests for leadership in the colonies and in the colonial power of the UK.
Times polit-guru Lady Polly "Tickle" A. Nimal has been tracking the Prime Minister scrum closely: "Evweeyone thinks Bwown's got it but you can't count out Wed, Bweu or Gweene. Wed's hot tempwe is a dwaw back but his enthuuusiasm's a pwus. Bweu's coow fow suwe and Gweene's got the enviwonmentaw vote."
Enquirer political expert Dyr D. Minde has dug up all manner of filth from McCain's POW fetishes through Obama's Muslo-Christian taboos on to things about Hillary that The Spoof can't even publish.
Both experts and a surprising number of other leading political journalists have begun to notice ET McCrone. Tri-city and dual nation lift/elevator operator, McCrone's position papers have grabbed considerable attention. TheSpoof.com may be seen as the first to publish this rising star.(see I,ET McCrone Wants to be Your PrezMinister, I, ET McCrone Will Build the Dental Dam, I, ET McCrone Will Wear a Gas Bag). The re-unification of the UK and the US into an entity called the USUK is his main goal.His unique approach is to run for a new office of his creation, PrezMinister.
McCrone's candidacy has not been without controversy. His wife, the proposed Madam of USUK, has abused her husband every chance she has gotten and McCrone's revelation that his cutesy pet name for her is "The Whore of Babylon, LI" has certainly stirred the pot. The PrezMininster candidate's charges "that certain mustachioed powers that be" at The Spoof are censoring him for his Irish heritage and Anti-Semiticisms (ET's name for witticisms that seek to tickle Hebraic fancy) have thrown the religio-ethno-Race card into the already messy stew (see I, ET McCrone Am Bein'Silenced).
Enon Tone McCrone has sought peace with the satirical website in his most recent sentimental pap piece (I. ET McCrone Am Almost Speechless) wherein he kisses the arse of his supposed mustachioed nemesis and boasts of a five star rating.
Whenever the press attempts to reach McCrone they usually get a message that this number has been disconnected due to lack of payment but when you do get through all you hear is the campaign slogan in a brogue as thick as an Irishman's hung-over tongue.
Vote McCrone! Low Class in Two Lands! Goooiiinnnggg UP!
