Written by Jaggedone

Tuesday, 3 April 2018

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Not only elephants would cause havoc on Spanish motorways! Just let these loose too!!

A hoard of horny (not literally, they have tusks) elephants that broke out of a circus caused havoc on a Spanish motorway in Spain. Coincidentally, on the same weekend when raging Spanish bulls chase human morons dressed in red! Although, the male elephants were not after humans; they were chasing 'red-hot' Nelly the Elephant!

Nelly, was causing quite a stir within the circus compound as she dropped a hint that she was ready for a bit of 'elephant slap and tickle!' And being the only female among them, the males became quite restless, and when giant male elephants flop their huge 'weapons' out, it is time to run, and that's what Nelly did; give them a run for their money!

However, a bunch of raging, horny elephants aint easy to control, so Nelly bolted for the gate, the thing crashed open, and she headed for the motorway near Albacete, with a hoard of raging, bulls (no, not them, they're in Pamplona) chasing hoping to be first to mount her!

A passing Brit truck luckily managed to stop Nelly because the trucker had an ancient copy of a kiddies cassette (what the F is that??) with his once favorite song on it, "Nelly the Elephant!" And as we all know, elephants never forget! Nelly, hearing her favorite song, stopped immediately in her attempt to save her virginity and, a huge elephant 'gang-bang' on a Spanish motorway commenced!

One by one, the rogue males relieved their frustrations as Nelly listened happily to her favorite song she once heard as a baby in London Zoo before being sold to a Spanish circus because London Zoo wanted to save 35% export tax in front of Brexit!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Spain, elephants




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