The genteel, Highbrow,traditional Classical music Concert at the Wiener Musikhalle, New Year's Day, is being investigated by the Drugs Unit, Interpol.
It would seem that, despite years of Mozart - Loving patronage, the Great Konzert may have sinister associations.
The 18th Century wigs worn by the Orchestral members and even the audience, may hide high-grade Heroin packages and spots of Lebanese Connoisseur - Class Hashish.
Since Vienna or Wien and therefore Austria, is a yet , non- Euro- Zone Member, there can be no Euro - Cap on the Imported Drugs and consequentially, no Europe - wide Tarif/Penalty..
'Mozart himself, not to mention Liszt, were partial to Opiates and Gambling', says Oto Von Barenboim, Leader of the Wiener Schnitzel
Orchester...'and they both wore wigs'
BBC VIENNA , Monday
