Rome - The cash-strapped Pope is renting out the porch of his Apostolic Palace in the Vatican for a $5,900-per-head fisting party according to reports.
Frankie the Argie stands to make $250,000 from the shindig which is part of his Diabolical Arts for Charity project.
Guests will enjoy a private concerto while admiring nudes on the famous Chapel's ceiling painted by some guy called Michelangelo.
The four day blast also includes an after-hours tour of the Pontifical Shagging Museum where previous Popes' sex aid artefucts can be reproduced on the Vatican's 3-D printer/replicator.
Highlight of the event is a ten-course gala dinner 'in the midst of the exhibitionists' at the Pope's summer retreat of Castel Gandolfo where strong liquor and communion wine are likely to be served.
Commenting on the story a spokesperson for Ferrari Testarossa said the porch is a crap vehicle by comparison with a reputation for ripping cassocks.
Dr Joseph Ratzinger is ready for his lobotomy.
