The word Fuck is officially sick of being thanked at inappropriate times amid claims that this has led the popular curse word to also suffer from an identity crisis.
The profanity furiously stated in an interview earlier that the general public should, "acknowledge me when your Nan pulls through chemotherapy, or you survive a car crash. Don't thank me when your Takeaway finally arrives because it's 15 minutes late or you find your damn car keys!"
After having vented his anger about being thanked on a daily basis, Fuck then began tackling another issue that has become more problematic during recent decades.
"Passive, active, transitive, intransitive verbs. Pronoun, noun, adverb and adjective. What am I?! Please deal with this as I cannot deal with this much fucking longer! … Make your minds up!"
Fuck does however acknowledge that when shocked it is better to people to use the f-bomb instead of golly or gosh, which have been used in previous decades. Even with this being said, the clearly upset profranity still feels that there are still "plenty of stupid cunts that do not understand when to use the f-word". At this moment in time, cunt is unavailable for comment.
