US to Trade Leadership with Britain

Funny story written by Frank Michaels

Monday, 14 April 2014

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London Bridge at current location in Arizona

London (STT News) - Reports just coming in are of a deal struck between a majority of US citizens and the UK for what could be termed, the deal of the millennium.

Right now, the trade would see the entire Dubya Bush and Obama administrations, including full cabinets and attorneys general, sent to England in exchange for the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge. Included in this would also be the original London Bridge, currently standing out in Arizona.

Elsewhere, in Washington, news of the deal has reportedly seen the president and his oft-angry first lady jet off into the sky on Air Force One. At the same time, out in Texas, George Dubya Bush was seen leaving his ranch escorted by throngs of secret service personnel.

If this deal is approved by congress, both Bush and Obama and their cabinets, would be sent to the United Kingdom while William and Kate are welcomed to occupy the White House.

Out in Arizona, there is some arguing whether the old London Bridge will be once again dismantled to ship back across the pond or perhaps, just moved to some location on the Potomac.

Stay tuned for more on this historic event.

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