Written by Abel Rodriguez

Tuesday, 11 February 2014

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The Taliban has not responded to accusations that it tagged the Eiffel Tower.

PARIS - French authorities are investigating one of the worst cases of graffiti they have ever seen.

France's national news agency Le News is reporting that the graffiti is definitely the work of the terrorist organization known as The Taliban.

Gigi de Maupassant, senior reporter with Le News, said that he personally saw most of the graffiti and he expressed that it was positively disgusting.

He noted that a lot of it was written in French, but parts were written in English, Afghani, and Mandarin Chinese.

De Maupassant also said that he has no idea what the purpose of dozens of drawings of naked belly dancers could possibly be.

One French detective suggested that the Taliban was simply trying to show that they have absolutely no respect for French women, their bodies, or their cooking ability.

His partner agreed with him but most of the other detectives were actually quite puzzled as to the cooking ability reference.

SIDENOTE: The French government has said that it will pay to have the graffiti removed and they stated that they will be sending the Taliban the bill for the graffiti removal.

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