North Korea's Kim Jong Un Offers To Buy South Korea

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Friday, 20 December 2013

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Kim Jong Un says that he will purchase South Korea with a personal check.

PYONGYANG, North Korea - In a move that no one saw coming the government of North Korea has offered to purchase the entire nation of South Korea.

The Rice Paddy News Agency is reporting that the leader of North Korea Kim Jong Un has made a very generous offer.

He stated that North Korea really needs the land for its rapidly growing population.

The North Korean leader stressed that he decided to buy the country outright instead of just invading it and taking it free of charge.

Kim Jong Un has said that he will see to it that all of the wonderful citizens of South Korea are relocated to other countries including the USA, Mexico, Ireland, Peru, and Denmark.

He further pointed out that his government will pay 100 percent of all moving expenses plus they will pay each family a one-time goodwill payment of $17,000 [U.S.].

SIDENOTE: President Kim Jong Un has asked that the South Korean government respond to his offer by 11:59 p.m. on December 31, 2013.

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