The United Nations Wants To Inspect North Korea's Meth Lab - Kim Jong Un Replies "No! No! And Hell No!"

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Sunday, 8 December 2013

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The United Nations does not appreciate that North Korea did not allow its meth lab to be inspected prior to opening.

NEW YORK CITY - Word coming out of the United Nations is that the world organization is not happy with the news that the government of North Korea has opened up the largest meth lab in the world without having had it inspected by UN inspectors first.

A spokesperson for the UN stated that Kim Jong Un knows that according to the Geneva Convention all meth labs are to be inspected prior to being placed in operation.

It appears that the meth lab, which is located in the North Korean capital of Pyongyang, opened up sometime in August of this year so North Korea is clearly in violation of the rules and regulations which govern the world's countries.

Meanwhile the Rice Paddy National News Agency of North Korea reported that President Kim Jong Un tried to contact the UN about having them send over some inspectors before the meth lab opened for operation but the UN never got back with him.

When Kim Jong Un was asked by The Rice Paddy if he would now allow UN inspectors to inspect the Pyongyang meth lab the North Korean leader took a sip of his Diet Pepsi and replied, "No! No! And Hell No!"

President Kumimbu Minnamaki of Nigeria, who says he cannot stand the Asian Pillsbury Doughboy, strongly suggests that North Korea should be hit with a heavy fine.

President Minnamaki added that if Kim Jong Un is not stopped next he will probably start making counterfeit money.

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