Give in to the Pillow Pressure

Written by Butch32

Wednesday, 4 December 2013

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In Nagareyama, Japan a wonderful amazing new device known as the "Boyfriend's Arm Pillow" has been developed by the Kameo Corporation.

The pillow consists of a headless torso and a stuffed arm that curls around the woman.

Suzuki, a happy customer, states, "It keeps holding me all the way through. I think this is great because it does not betray me." This revolutionary pillow has been credited for keeping many women comfortable throughout those cold and lonely nights.

In the morning, however, the pillow will also pressure her for more sex before work.


Butch Placek
Yield TV

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