Written by Noshing Mink

Friday, 23 November 2012

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Fair-skinned Egyptians wearing Western clothes riot in Cairo

President Mohamed Morsi, fresh from mediating a truce between Hamas and Israel, dismissed protests in Cairo and other Egyptian cities about his decision to give himself Godlike powers. Morsi has dismissed the opposition, sacked all army leaders and judges and ruled that nobody can overrule anything he says or does.

Demonstrators claim he is turning into another Mubarak.

Meanwhile, the former President of Egypt, who will be put on trial again as all judgments passed by the court before Morsi came to power are to be overturned, said "I'm really looking forward to being wheeled back into that court room in my hospital bed without my meds."

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Topics: Egypt

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