Ukrainian topless female protests are the "breast"!

Written by Jaggedone

Wednesday, 24 October 2012

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Ukrainian women protesting topless in Kiev are certainly at the "front" of all global topless protestors because they have the most "front"! The women protesting for more womens rights in the Ukraine are determinded to get their grievances off of their chests and stick them in the faces of their horny politicians.

One of the main topless women's main grievances is the sexual exploitation of women in the country by randy politicians who feel it is their right to have a bit on the side after a "hard" days work at the office and then attempt to cover them up.

The women want everything to come out in the open and baring their breasts in public is one way they believe thay can show the world that Ukrainian women are more than just brainless bimbos and sex toys for horny polticians (Although those who surrender to the politicians requirements decided to stay undercover and bare nothing).

Media companies in the west are following the protests avidly hoping to get shots of topless women protesting in the streets of Kiev because looking at page 3 girls has become quite boring and seeing bouncy, topless women marching the streets in the flesh, is much more titilating!!

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