British and the World Hoodwinked by Royal Family - Despite The Jubilee Queen and Royal Family Still The Same Old Elitists With Chips on Their Shoulders

Funny story written by El Presidente

Wednesday, 27 June 2012

News that the Duchess of Cambridge Kate Middleton, who will one day be the Queen has been instructed to curtsy to uglier members of the Royal family, simply because she does not have "Royal Blood" has unfortunately shown the Royal's for what they truly are.

The mask has slipped.

The Windsor's have always had a chip on their shoulders because of the way their women look, some claiming they resemble horses, indeed Princess Anne did compete at the 1972 Olympics where she was famously ridden by Lestor Piggott.

Pretty Kate, who does not resemble any farmyard animal, has been told she must courtesy to the "blood Princesses" or face beheading.

Those Princess unfortunately resemble the inhabitants of a stable, the Princess Royal, Anne; Princess Alexandra, the granddaughter of George V; and the daughters of the Duke of York, Princesses Beatrice and Eugenie all have buck teeth, elongated jaws and decidedly and regrettably large foreheads.

The last time the Queen became jealous of a new member of the family, Princess Diana, again because Her Majesty felt intimidated and threatened by her looks the Princess fled the crazed Germans and decided that living with these monsters was simply too much to bear.

The Queen it seems has not learnt her lesson.

In a private memo, leaked to The Times she states "We shall turn this girl into a Cinderella, we allowed Diana to have too much freedom and see what happened? Her funeral totally overshadowed my Mothers. We are the Royal family, we are elitist, and the plebs may have fallen for the ruse during the Jubilee - now the gloves are of! Kate must know her place!"

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